Insomnia, a steady companion over
the course of my life, turned into a stalker during my divorce. A couple months into the slog, my doctor gave
me a prescription for Ambien.
“Now’s not the time to skimp on your sleep,” he said.
“Now’s not the time to skimp on your sleep,” he said.
Because I’d taken Ambien before, I knew it could give me eight hours of uninterrupted sleep on command but would want a little something in return. We live in a quid pro quo world, after all.
Some people give up their short-term memory, others lose the restraint
that used to keep them from sleepwalking to the kitchen and scarfing down a pallet of Ding-Dongs. Ambien made me
surrender the dreams my subconscious weaved, or at least my memory of
them.
During the divorce this was
probably a blessing, but eventually I missed the mini-movies that used to play in
the theater of my subconscious. There, new
flicks came out every day. And though
you never knew which show you’d bought a ticket for, it was pretty much the
only place with a vast selection in the “musical romantic comedy thriller” category.
The actors
varied almost as widely as the genre. People
I knew often took center stage and sometimes shared it with celebrities,
whether from the A-list or further down the alphabetic ladder.
That’s a lot
of subconscious entertainment to miss in exchange for a pharmaceutically
assisted snooze. I resolved to scale back the Ambien as soon as my life stabilized,
which happened in May when I settled into the new house and finalized my
divorce.
The theater
opened its doors again just after that, playing one-dimensional shorts at first and gradually
expanding in both duration and breadth of genre.
I knew my sleep state had returned to normal a few weeks ago when my subconscious showed a multi-genre epic. When I woke up, I wrote down as much as I could remember, knowing that I may never see it again.
I knew my sleep state had returned to normal a few weeks ago when my subconscious showed a multi-genre epic. When I woke up, I wrote down as much as I could remember, knowing that I may never see it again.
Here’s
the CliffsNotes version (dramatically reenacted in the present tense for
enhanced realism, and with the occasional editorial note because someone has to
defend me):
Setting: The yuppie prison my ex-husband and I built
together, only the house belonged to a former real-life crush. (I’m just visiting,
apparently.) The dream opens in the kitchen,
where all the details appear exactly as they did in real-life, right down to
the slate floor I hated because it made my feet cold.
Plot: Crush and I are talking and informs me that
he’s decided to dump me on the grounds that I snore. [Editorial note: When it comes to snoring, the line between dream and
reality gets a little smudged; however, I have never been dumped for that. As
far as I know.]
While leaving the house, I run into John
Mayer, who rents Crush’s basement. John
isn’t one to give the buzzards a chance to circle the newly singled, so he asks
me out and suggests that I meet him at a house party he’s going to that
night. I agree and drive there in a
beat-up red Civic hatchback, which I proceed to have valet parked.
I walk into the house wearing an outfit that came
from the way, way back of my real-life closet, cerca 2003. [Editorial
note: The ensemble, a white miniskirt with stretchy black lace top, earned its
place at the back of the closet. I’d
bought it in 2002 as a joke when my friends and I decided to go, fully glammed
up, to a Poison concert. I wore the outfit exactly once. Twice, if you count this
dream.]
Things go poorly with John –turns out he’s a
womanizer-- but apparently my outing with him is enough to give Crush some food
for thought. Crush calls first thing the
next day and we meet for a walk in his neighborhood. While we stroll I’m
singing “Kiss On My Lips” by Hall & Oates at top volume.
As I’m belting out the line that goes, “I’m
just better off not listening to frank advice,” a pedestrian approaches us from
the opposite direction. It’s John Oates, in all his 1980’s, mustachioed,
mulleted glory. He points at me and says, “It’s ‘friends’’
advice, not ‘frank.’ Sheesh,” and keeps right on walking.
My faulty rendition seems to be just the kind
of thing Crush is missing in his life, because he tells me he wants to get back
together. To cement the reunion, he offers to treat me to dinner. As he puts his arm around me, he says, “C’mon,
I’ll take you to Subway. I’m a regular there so we can cut to the front of the
line.”
Thank goodness the theater is back in
business.
I love dreaming. I remember a lot of my dreams, not usually until something triggers them during the day. Sometimes I'll torture Steve and make him listen to me talk about them.
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Of course you're still drunk. I don't recommend you approach this blog in any other state.
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