When was the last time you laid eyes
on these guys? I, for one, don’t recall seeing either of them recently, and it’s
been years since they made a joint appearance in public.
The two kept a very low profile during
the presidential campaign and were total no-shows at the debates.
Then, just this week, the details of
the David Petraeus love trapezoid emerged. It would’ve been the perfect time for these
two to put in a cameo. And yet, just
when we needed them most, they did a complete runner.
Discretion took the lead (with Dignity
in hot pursuit) as the two ditched Petraeus with record-breaking speed.
Any pair that leaves a respected
leader face-down in the dirt feels no compunction about running past someone
like Paula Broadwell, never mind that she’d obviously broken her leg while trying
to climb the status ladder.
The two Ds didn’t break stride for Florida
socialite Jill Kelley, either. She probably
didn’t care. A person who uses a sham title like “honorary
consulate” to invoke diplomatic immunity during a 911 trespassing call won’t
hesitate to drop the name of two virtues she’s never met. (Since she apparently considers Florida
foreign soil, I can hardly wait til she gets picked for “Jeopardy! The All-Geography
Edition.”)
And neither Discretion nor Dignity
considered slowing down for the FBI agent whose photos reveal a man who lacked a
shirt, hair, and common sense.
In the global war against vice, Dignity and Discretion
are getting skunked by Envy, Lust and Pride.
I hope they get their act together soon because I can’t bear the thought
of one more “All In” or “covert affairs” joke.
The whole Petraeus mess is simultaneously fascinating and perplexing to me. Fascinating because it's like a telenovela only real. And perplexing because I'm not entirely sure what, apart from the telenovela drama, happened and what larger implications that might have.
ReplyDeleteYep, I think you speak for everyone in explaining why we're still all glued to the darned thing! The parties involved all showed major lapses in judgment but who hasn't? Sure, they should've known better at various points in time, but I could say the same about myself, as could most people if they're being honest...
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